My Canine Identity

It's not difficult to guess that a dog runs this website. Two words make up the URL. Dog Blog. It's a blog for a dog.

But, like ... that's kind of unbelievable considering dogs do not have certain biological features - such as fingers to type with or a brain with the capacity to understand language - necessary for writing and maintaining a blog or website.

So that conjures a question ... what the hell is the creature behind dogblog?!

Well, as you may have gathered (since you are very smart), I am actually a human "u_u. A featherless, hairless biped, yes ... but really I identify much more with the canine family than hominid.

You see, I'm somewhere between a doglike person and a personlike dog. I think I could be classified as either ... or maybe both at the same time ... but I leave it open for others to make up their own minds about what I am.

In case you don't believe that I'm a housepet at heart, I've created a comprehensive list of all of my doglike traits. Maybe not all of them, actually ... I realize more and more as my stupid puppy life progresses. Well, enough yapping. Here's:

A LOT OF REASONS THAT I'M A DOG

I love to chew on things
I love to play
My favorite place is outside
I am very loving
I am very trusting
I am loyal to a fault
I think it's fun to get dirty!
I would follow those I love to the end of the earth
I looove treats :3
I am omnivorous but I love to eat MEAT!
I wag my tail when I am happy
I understand my animal friends more than people ...
But I love people!!
I don't really understand human social conventions
But I understand "sit" and "stay"
And "heel"
I tend to latch on to one person
I would do anything for my owner
I lick the hand that beats me
I have sharp teeth
I like to eat out of my special bowl!
I LOVE TO BE PET!
I also love cuddles >_< What do you mean I'm too big to be a lapdog?
I am very outgoing
I am very energetic!
I feel connected to my wolf ancestors ... !!!
On that matter, I belong in the woods
I feel close to death at seventeen years old
I am cute and silly :3
My hair is very soft
And like probably a bunch more stuff that I'm not remembering right now

But I hope you can understand a bit more clearly

How a dog is capable of running a website