If there's one thing about me.

IT'S THAT I CAN ABSOLUTELY FUCK UP A COOKIE CAKE.

Look.

When I was a child, I used to see the cookie cakes in the grocery store and silently yearn for them.

My family thought cookie cakes were fuckign stupid.

But.

God do I love a chocolate chip cookie.

Anyway I never tasted the ultimate delight that is a cookie cake until I was probably about 14 years old.

New neighbors.

Relatively new, at least, new neighbors were the wonderful beings which introduced me to the most wonderful dessert. That first Christmas after I'd moved into my current home.

Without fail, they have also given us a cookie cake for the holidays every year since.

Without fail, I have also eaten At Least Half Of The Damn Thing by myself every year since.

And, My God, does it live up to my expectations.

I fucking love cookie cakes.

The ultimate holiday delight.

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